I must have told you about …

24 Feb

You all remember the kiddies’ water play area I showed, ooh ages ago. The one that shuts in Autumn? Yeah that’s the one. Did I ever tell you about the clever guy who designed the sanitation units you see in the background so that they could (and did) leak sewage into the water that Hull’s kiddies were merrily splashing about in? The human waste was then added to by generous contributions from the local bird life that abounds in the canopies of the trees, this is all news to you? Surely I must have told you how dozens were affected by Cryptosporidia? No? I didn’t mention the thousands of pounds of compo the Council have had to pay out? Gosh I can’t think why I haven’t; I must be getting old and forgetful. Oh before I forget even more; the place is now shut down permanently and only the geese and crows play there now. Now, I know for sure I’ve told you how crap the Council is, haven’t I?

One Response to “I must have told you about …”

  1. William Kendall February 24, 2016 at 12:38 am #

    Oh, brother!

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